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Drew - Via Twitter
Im so excited 4 the basketball games today! Not the #NCAA tourney, but the pickup games at the prison I organize. #LessTimeToShankAndRapeMe
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I cant believe its already #PalmSunday. Since I discovered porn it seems like it comes once a week. #PalmSaturday #PalmMonday #PalmEveryday
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Does anyone know if u can cook #meth in a slowcooker? My #BettyCrocker cookbook only has recipes for tater tot casserole and weed brownies.
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If my next kid is a boy Im thinking about naming him Thorbjorn Snakeman. Either that or Gottleib McNutterpants. #Thoughts
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Ever notice when u cut ur nastiest farts theres never anyone around 2 smell them? I wonder why the people here in Walgreens r staring at me.
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I really want to be like #ArnoldPalmer so I just invented my own drink: Its half whiskey and half whiskey. Its called Drew’s Whiskey #DFT
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Shout out to Pioneer Village in Minden, NE for being the biggest piece of shit on the face of the earth since 1953. #LindsayLohanIsAClose2nd
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If I die and the words "Record Setting Aviator" arent mentioned after my name I will have achieved my goal of not being a huge douche.
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Thanks for nothing #Butler. Not the basketball team, I mean my asshole butler who just brought me ginger ale when I asked 4 Perrier #Bracket
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Is it ironically cool that Im currently watching #PitBull & #ChristinaAguilera on the #Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards? #NoItsJustSad #IKnow
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Commercials for the #iPhone only serve to prove the fact that iPhones are piles of dung for wannabe hipster doofuses. #ItsTrue
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The only legitimate definition of pure ecstasy in life is that beautiful moment when u find a #CheezIt with salt on both sides.
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No matter what any coach/player/fan tells u, the single greatest play in basketball is now the #PickleRoll . #Bracket #NCAA #KickThePickle
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Just so every1 knows how amazing I am, theres a #ChuckECheese in #Omaha & #Denver w/my high scores everywhere. #Stupid10YearOldsCantStopMe
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And in other news, #NorthDakota has now become the dumbest state in the country. Congratulations on ignoring science and reason you morons.
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I like to think that most people are good. I also like to think that most people are secretly half horse under their cardigan sweaters.
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@HeatherDawn9810 So I guess this guy is out of the question? You are so picky... https://t.co/jHhOV5ZFsP
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Every time I hear a #JohnDenver song it makes me so calm & peaceful, just like I assume he was when he died horribly in that plane crash.
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They should rename #MountainDewKickstart "Shitty Nasty Ass Crap" because that is exactly what it tastes like. And I know nasty ass crap.
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@tori_mich Shit...then I need to go to the store to buy a sheet cake...I mean...not buy a sheet cake. #SettleForPopTarts
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